He’s not who you think he is, and the better man has always been right in front of you… (I still can’t find his name on the Forbes 500 list, and I know damn well that he’s renting that Ferrari, but that’s a story for a different day.) I’m not saying all of this because I’m f-cking jealous, or because he had the audacity to say that he makes more money than me. I can’t give you any more advice on landing this other guy, can’t tell you another “sexy” thing that you should do, or suggest a new set of filthy words that you should text him late at night.Īs your best friend, I’ve reached my limit, and I can honestly say that he doesn’t deserve you. Penelope, I know that it’s three o’clock in the morning, but I have to get this off my chest. Please leave your message at the sound of the beep…
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